In their quest for the first championship in more than a century, the Chicago Cubs recently added the greatest arm in the history of the game to shore up the back end of their bullpen - now radar guns and the Wrigley Field stands will erupt as fireballing Aroldis Chapman comes in to wrap up wins for the boys in blue.
With a fastball that averages 100MPH and reaches 105, this Cuban defector is an overpowering closer who will prove a nuclear weapon in Joe Maddon’s formidable arsenal – he truly is the Cuban Missile!
And now that he’s hurling for the North Siders he’s putting the CUB in CUBAN!
Ninth innings will be rocking in the Friendly Confines deep into the autumn as the Cub-an Missile blows away opposing batters to preserves playoff wins – be ready for his epic appearances with this fun new shirt that depicts his effortless delivery and unbelievable velocity while noting the perfect connection between his new team and his nickname.
Like all National Fanthem designs, this is not an official product of any player, league, franchise, or Cold War projectiles -- it's just a fun piece of unique art from our imagination; drawn by hand and rendered digitally as a lossless high-resolution vector graphic for ideal printing. It comes on 100% cotton preshrunk tees in sizes small through 5XL.