Blackhawks’ goalie Corey Crawford is out for 2-3 weeks after allegedly missing a step on a staircase while leaving a local concert.

Hawks’ management is ticked about the off-ice incident, but fans just want to see The Crow stay healthy. Might we suggest a Kickstarter campaign to buy Corey his own stair lift, thus alleviating the challenge of those pesky risers?

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