There is broad debate regarding the edibility of Rocky Mountain Oysters and the wisdom of cannabis laws that give a whole new meaning to Rocky Mountain High…but there is universal agreement concerning the potency of the Denver Broncos’ offense and the propriety of the unit’s nickname: the Rocky Mountain Express.
Like a mighty steam engine chugging down a slope, Peyton Manning and his Four Horsemen
are picking apart NFL defenses with guile, talent, experience and execution. The Express is putting up unprecedented numbers and shows no sign of slowing down until it reaches the New York area for Superbowl XLVIII (unless a Peyton audible inadvertently diverts it to “OMAHA…OMAHA!”
Get your new Rocky Mountain Express shirt that commemorates this historic scoring display with a fun original graphic of conductor Manning driving a train down the tracks towards the playoffs (and over some division opponents).
Like all National Fanthem, it's not an official shirt of any player, team, league or elevated railroad -- it's just a comical piece of original art from our imagination; drawn by hand and rendered digitally as a lossless high-resolution vector graphic for perfect printing. It's available on orange, Bronco Blue or sport grey heavyweight pre-shrunk shirts in sizes small through 5XL – with your choice of a simple clean version, or one with the Express making roadkill of AFC West opponents.
(Alternate brands/cuts/colors/sizes can be custom-printed for little additional cost