When the Dallas Cowboys drafted OSU running back Ezekiel Elliott in the first round, they grabbed a versatile weapon who ban bowl over defenders, catch out of the backfield, pick up blitzers, and apparently put the HIGH in O-HIGH-O!
Following a trail “blazed” by other notable RBs (like Ricky Williams, LeGarrette Blount and Le’veon Bell), the rookie was photographed hitting a marijuana dispensary during a game week in Washington state (where weed is legal...but still banned by the No Fun League).
Maybe he confused the pot symbol for a buckeye leaf and thought he was entering an alumni club...perhaps he suffers from glaucoma...he might even be planning to open his own establishment in Texas!
Have some fun with a new design for Cowboy Zeke’s Valley Ranch Dispensary: a satirical side-business for the young Dallas football stud. Forget the Texas star, we imagine a silver leaf on his stylish Stetson as it casts shade over his big smile and bloodshot eyes. Whether medicinal or recreational, it’s still safer than the copious drugs ingested by Cowboys’ stars in the White House era!
Like all National Fanthem, it's not an official shirt of any player, team, league or cannabis outlet -- it's just a comical piece of original art from our imagination; drawn by hand and rendered digitally as a lossless high-resolution vector graphic for optimal printing. It's available on several colors of heavyweight pre-shrunk shirts in sizes small through 5XL. NOTE: PICTURED GREY VERSION AVAILABLE ONLY IN MEN'S SIZES THROUGH 3XL, OTHERS PRINTED ON SPORT GREY (Alternate brands/cuts/colors/sizes can be custom-printed for little additional cost