See also: Professional sports teams strive to find the rare player that can be the face of their franchise – an athlete with great skills, character, charisma, leadership abilities and photogenic looks. Perhaps no team has ever struck gold like the New England Patriots with their champion chiseled-chin MVP captain, Tom Brady.

Brady has hosted SNL, impregnated some of the world’s most beautiful women and served as a fashion plate and pitchman for numerous products, but his primarily role is running the prolific offense of the New England Patriot dynasty that’s ridden his arm to 5 Super Bowls.

Hero, heartthrob and face of one the sporting world’s most successful franchises, here Tom Terrific is imagined as literally lending his face to the team’s logo, donning a minuteman hat to go with his Ugg boots.

Show your love for this all-time great and for the Pats with this fun new design – he’s the Bra-triot!

Like all National Fanthem, it's not an official shirt of any player, team, league or Revolutionary War society -- it's just a comical piece of original art from our imagination; drawn by hand and rendered digitally as a lossless high-resolution vector graphic for perfect printing. It's available on several colors of heavyweight pre-shrunk shirts in sizes small through 5XL. (Alternate brands/cuts/colors/sizes can be custom-printed for little additional cost).