Those glasses, those headphones, the turtleneck, sweatshirt and hat...they haunt the nightmares of countless Cub fans. They can represent only one thing, one person, one demon -- STEVE BARTMAN!!!
Any fan of the Chicago Cubs (or aficionado of modern tragedy) knows the tale of Steve Bartman and the 2003 NLCS. One ill-fated decision by a lonely nerd interfered with the team's destiny and changed the desired course of history for a heartbroken legion of blue-blooded Chicagoans. We can't really blame it all on Mr. Bartman -- but the iconic image of his gaffe, Moises Alou's response and the subsequent meltdown remain a focal point of ire.
Steve has since disappeared, and it's doubtful that he'll show his face in the Friendly Confines again, but just to be sure you should wear this tee and keep a lookout at Wrigley Field. It comes in light blue, royal blue or navy on 100% cotton tees in sizes up to 5XL (Alternate brands/cuts/colors/sizes can be custom-printed for little additional cost